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OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER



~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!


~Going out is good...Coming home is better!



~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"



~When you needed the discount, you paid full price.  Now you get discounts on everything...

movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.


~You forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!



~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.



~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf.



~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.



~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.



~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".



~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?

Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!


~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married...Now, "I hope they STAY married!"



~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..



~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ....were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.



~You tend to use more 4 letter words ..."what?"..."when?"... ???



~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.



~Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P..M.



~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.



~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!



~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.



~Everybody whispers.



~Now that your husband has retired ... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!



~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ...2 of which you will never wear.



~~~~But old is good in some things:

  • Old songs,
  • Old movies,
  • And best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!






 
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