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life-truthsGreat truths children have learned....
1. No matter how hard you try, you just cannot baptize cats.
2. If your sibling hits you, do not hit back. They always catch the second person.
3. You cannot trust a dog to watch your food.
4. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
5. You cannot hide a piece of broccoli on a glass of milk.
6. The best place to be when you are sad is grandma's/grandpa'a lap.
 
 
 
Great truth adults have learned....
1. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
2. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
3. Wrinkles don't hurt.
4. Raising teenagers is like nailing jello-o to a tree.
5. Families are like fudge....mostly sweet with just the right amount of nuts.
6. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
 
 
Great truths about growing old....
1. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
2. Forget health food. We need all the preservatives we can get.
3. Time may be the great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
4. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
 
 
And one final truth about the stages of life....
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa/Mrs. Claus.
4. You look like Santa/Mrs. Claus.
 
 
 
 
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